1. Puppets make terrible Jenga partners.
2. Puppets never sweat.
3. Puppets don't have legs.
4. Puppets don't get stage fright.
5. Puppets can't smell the pretty flowers.
6. Puppets can't read.
7. Puppets get all the hugs.
8. Puppets don't need sunglasses.
9. Puppets can't go where they want.
10. Puppets don't have to worry about sunburn.
11. Puppets get all the guys.
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