I eat a whole sleeve of Oreos
Devour a whole bag of chips
Go to town on a can of Pringles
Finish off the guacamole
Eat. All. The Wheat Thins
Make off with all the mini donuts
Opt for the supersize
Don't leave a single fry at the bottom of the bag
Double down on a, erhh, Double Down
Eat the whole pizza by myself
Get extra bacon
Lick the plate clean
Make a drunk run to Taco Bell
Consume all the candy
Have my cake
And eat it too
Get an extra slice of pie
Polish off a pint of ice cream
Oh who am I kidding, it was totally 2
But it's OK because I just had one of those days
And I needed it
And you know what?
I'll totally work out tomorrow
And hit the gym extra hard
To work off all those extra calories
Because that's what I always tell myself, right?
Right!
