During the day, Stuart Tomlinson is a goalkeeper for Burton Albion Football Club, a fourth-tier English team.
When he's not on the field, he's an aspiring fitness model.
But also takes on "erotic assignments."
Where he goes by the alias "Rupert Paddington Gomez."
And flexes "his oiled-up muscles while wearing the tiniest budgie smugglers known to man."
His modeling profile says he's willing to pose nude.
As these photos clearly suggest.
So I say forget the soccer-playing altogether.
And do the "erotic" modeling thing full time.
