Buzz·Posted on Oct 10, 2012Anna Kendrick's Surprisingly Funny Twitter AccountIf you aren't following the Oscar nominated actress and star of Pitch Perfect, then you are missing out.by Stacy LambeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 If I could make one wish for the world it would be that "door close" buttons in elevators were actually functional. #ThenWorldPeaceIGuess 05:26 PM - 08 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite If I could make one wish for the world it would be that "door close" buttons in elevators were actually functional. #ThenWorldPeaceIGuess-- Anna Kendrick 2. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 An outbreak of syphilis in the porn community has halted production nationwide? What the hell am I going to watch for the next week? 07:25 PM - 21 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite An outbreak of syphilis in the porn community has halted production nationwide? What the hell am I going to watch for the next week?-- Anna Kendrick 3. 4. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 I literally had to imagine I had a penis to get through it. 01:32 AM - 01 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite I literally had to imagine I had a penis to get through it.-- Anna Kendrick 5. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious" 07:45 PM - 24 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"-- Anna Kendrick 6. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Am I the only one who always wanted to give Trix to the rabbit? 06:36 PM - 22 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Am I the only one who always wanted to give Trix to the rabbit?-- Anna Kendrick 7. 8. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Tried to feed a seagull yesterday. I thought if I played it cool it would eat out of my hand. Also, I am dumb sometimes http://t.co/bQEsW2rk 04:54 AM - 25 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Tried to feed a seagull yesterday. I thought if I played it cool it would eat out of my hand. Also, I am dumb sometimes http://t.co/bQEsW2rk-- Anna Kendrick 9. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies? 07:40 AM - 22 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies?-- Anna Kendrick 10. 11. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Nobody gets me. 07:01 PM - 10 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Nobody gets me.-- Anna Kendrick 12. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 The phrase "Craigslist Killer" is trending... is this about a movie? Or my old roommate? 12:48 AM - 04 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite The phrase "Craigslist Killer" is trending... is this about a movie? Or my old roommate?-- Anna Kendrick 13.