1. Ideal: Martial Arts Fighter/Instructor
Settle For: The person at work who takes kickboxing classes
2. Ideal: Carpenter
Settle For: The one person you know who took woodshop in high school
3. Ideal: Nurse
Settle For: Your friend who always brings you soup when you’re sick
4. Ideal: Mechanic
Settle For: Someone who knows how to change a flat tire
5. Ideal: Park Ranger
Settle For: A former boy/girl scout
6. Ideal: Farmer
Settle For: Your “friend” who grows weed
7. Ideal: Sailor/Yachter
Settle For: Someone who’s never flipped a canoe*
*This is not your ex who you fought with during the two-person kayaking trip you two took last summer.
8. Ideal: Policeman
Settle For: The friend who watches too many cop dramas on TV
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