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Which Male Cartoon Duo Should You Have A Threesome With?

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    "Secret Wonderland"
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    "Sensual Amber"
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    "Endless Weekend"
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    "Mad About You"
  3. The living room.
    The game room.
    The kitchen.
    My bedroom. *Wink wink*
    None; outside is the best.
    Any room I'm in is the best.
  4. The suburbs.
    The city.
    My big-ass mansion.
    The countryside.
    Wherever my friends are.
    My secret lair.
  5. "Chop Me Up"
    "What Goes Around... / ...Comes Around (Interlude)"
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Which Male Cartoon Duo Should You Have A Threesome With?

You got: Miguel and Tulio

If you're looking for a rollicking good time, I'd start here. These guys are GODS... sorta. They're funny as hell and will love just staring at you like weirdos. Plus, they can do some amazing things with their hips and a ball.

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You got: Wallace and Gromit

Looking for guys who will respect you? Look no further. Wallace has the kindest heart and will do everything to make you feel safe and comfortable. Even though Gromit doesn't talk, he'll stare into your eyes and all your worries will melt away.

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You got: CatDog

I'm not sure how this will actually work, but you gotta try, right? Something tells me Cat will be the boss in bed and you and Dog will just go along with whatever he says. Watch out for those unwanted hairballs, though. They'll sneak up on you and ruin sexy time.

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You got: Johnny and Plank

You're probably into some really kinky stuff to hook up with these guys. Whatever, though. No judgment. Plank will probably be used for spanking and I bet you Johnny will be all too happy to do it. You're definitely gonna have a night to remember with these two.

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You got: Woody and Buzz Lightyear

These guys aren't going to "toy" around with you. They'll both fight for your affection and might even get into a little somethin-somethin for a second, forgetting all about you. But never fear, they'll be back at it with you in no time. Remember, Buzz's wings shoot out in both directions, so do with that information what you will.

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You got: Emperor Kuzco and Pacha

*Kuzco as human or llama. Treat this duo as a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story.* Kuzco will probably pull a Patrick Bateman and just look at himself in the mirror, flexing. Pacha will at least be kind and pay attention to you. You might just wanna leave Kuzco to his own devices and hook up with Pacha instead.

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