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The 7 Deadly Sins, As Told By "Hey Arnold" Characters

Move it, Football Head...right into Hell.

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1. Lust - Brainy

Brainy stalks Helga, popping up randomly in her personal space. He's obviously in love with her, but she definitely does not reciprocate.
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Brainy stalks Helga, popping up randomly in her personal space. He's obviously in love with her, but she definitely does not reciprocate.

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Move on, Brainy. Move on.

2. Gluttony - Harold Berman

I feel like an asshole for putting Harold in this category because that season 3 episode, "Weighing Harold," was really damn sad. Realizing he eats too much and is overweight, Harold goes to fat camp, only to return even heavier.
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I feel like an asshole for putting Harold in this category because that season 3 episode, "Weighing Harold," was really damn sad. Realizing he eats too much and is overweight, Harold goes to fat camp, only to return even heavier.

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We feel ya, man. The struggle is real.

3. Greed - Chocolate Boy

You could also place Chocolate Boy in the "Gluttony" category, but it's hard to ignore how stingy he is about sharing his precious chocolate. (Even though we all know chocolate was supposed to represent crack.) He demands, "More, more more," which is pretty damn greedy.
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You could also place Chocolate Boy in the "Gluttony" category, but it's hard to ignore how stingy he is about sharing his precious chocolate. (Even though we all know chocolate was supposed to represent crack.) He demands, "More, more more," which is pretty damn greedy.

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Yep, definitely a crackhead. Never satisfied; always needing more.

4. Sloth - Oskar Kokoschka

Oskar loves to mooch off anyone he meets, preferring to sit around and do nothing rather than work. Not cool, Oskar. I mean, yeah, sometimes he works, but he bitches and moans about it, then gives up.
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Oskar loves to mooch off anyone he meets, preferring to sit around and do nothing rather than work. Not cool, Oskar. I mean, yeah, sometimes he works, but he bitches and moans about it, then gives up.

Classic. Way to portray the lazy-male stereotype, Oskar.
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Classic. Way to portray the lazy-male stereotype, Oskar.

5. Wrath - Wolfgang

Wolfgang is your typical schoolyard bully and seems pissed off all the damn time. Whenever someone does something (or doesn't do anything) he kind of goes apeshit and attacks people. In the episode "New Bully on the Block," Wolfgang butts heads with another jerkwad, Ludwig. The guy has some serious anger management issues.
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Wolfgang is your typical schoolyard bully and seems pissed off all the damn time. Whenever someone does something (or doesn't do anything) he kind of goes apeshit and attacks people. In the episode "New Bully on the Block," Wolfgang butts heads with another jerkwad, Ludwig. The guy has some serious anger management issues.

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Bro...

6. Envy - Helga Pataki

This one's kind of a no-brainer. Helga is super jealous of her older sister Olga, who's annoyingly perfect at everything. Their parents adore Olga, both wishing Helga could be more like her. Ouch.
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This one's kind of a no-brainer. Helga is super jealous of her older sister Olga, who's annoyingly perfect at everything. Their parents adore Olga, both wishing Helga could be more like her. Ouch.

*Exact face she makes whenever some girl gets near Arnold*Helga secretly loves Arnold and hates Ruth, Lila, or any other girl who happens to catch his eye. CAT FIGHT.
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*Exact face she makes whenever some girl gets near Arnold*

Helga secretly loves Arnold and hates Ruth, Lila, or any other girl who happens to catch his eye. CAT FIGHT.

7. Pride - Rhonda Wellington Lloyd

Oooh, gurrrl. Rhonda is your stereotypical rich kid who always thinks she's better than everyone else. She loves showing off her expensive clothes and whatnot. Of course, she's taken down a few pegs when her family loses all its money in the episode "Rhonda Goes Broke." Karma's a bitch, huh?
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Oooh, gurrrl. Rhonda is your stereotypical rich kid who always thinks she's better than everyone else. She loves showing off her expensive clothes and whatnot. Of course, she's taken down a few pegs when her family loses all its money in the episode "Rhonda Goes Broke." Karma's a bitch, huh?

Bow down, peasant. You ain't gettin' this.
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Bow down, peasant. You ain't gettin' this.

Okay, so this isn't part of the 7 Deadly Sins, but it's still wrong on so many levels.

*Shudders* Go away, Curly.
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*Shudders* Go away, Curly.

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