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    26 Times "American Horror Story" Brought The Sass

    "She's innocent...mostly. She killed the neighbor, but the bitch had it coming."

    1. Cheeky Tate Langdon is cheeky.

    2. Violet Harmon for "Best Dramatic Teenager."

    3. This fantastic comeback.

    4. Larry Harvey, asking the important questions.

    5. Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.

    6. Constance ain't screwing around.

    7. This perfect name calling.

    8. This random conversation.

    9. Dr. Creepy is not amused.

    10. Shelley being Shelley.

    11. God save the Queen.

    12. Bloody Face, keepin' it real.

    13. Lana Banana had enough of your shit, Dr. Thredson.

    14. Zoe Benson, promoting safe sex.

    15. World news with Fiona Goode.

    16. This burn notice.

    17. This one just feels like a given.

    18. Queenie, tellin' it like it is.

    19. Whatever the hell this was.

    20. This douchey son-in-law.

    21. This fashion police violation.

    22. Fiona don't got time for yo problems.

    23. This "Wizard of Oz" reference.

    24. Myrtle Snow, callin' a bitch out.

    25. Duly noted.

    26. Even the closed captioning gets sassy from time to time.