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23 Things People With OCD Are Tired Of Hearing

We get it. You've seen every episode of Monk.

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1. "Do you wash your hands all the time?"

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Maybe, maybe not.

2. "I've never met someone with OCD before!"

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Everyday's a new adventure.

3. "Do you have homicidal thoughts?"

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Trust me, if I do, YOU'LL be in them.

4. "Hey, will you organize my stuff?"

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Unless you're gonna pay me a reasonable fee, I have better shit to do.

5. "Wait, do you really have OCD?"

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No, I just get my kicks by lying for the hell of it.

6. "Are your DVDs alphabetized?"

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I like my things in order, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

7. "Oh, so you're like Monk?"

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*Screams internally*

8. "Do you take medication?"

And how is that any of your business?
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And how is that any of your business?

9. "Hey, my [insert relative here] has OCD, too!"

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Neato.

10. "That's not even a real thing. It's all in your head."

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No shit, Sherlock. That's why it's a mental disorder.

11. "So, do you turn the light switch on and off?"

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All day, everyday.

12. "I bet you hate the game Jenga."

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The blocks don't line up. Big whoop.

13. "Do you count random things?"

Call me a human abacus.
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Call me a human abacus.

14. "Are you a hoarder?"

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If you expect me to get rid of my 1996 Taco Bell kids' meal toy, you're sadly mistaken.

15. "Do you have to repeat words over and over again until it feels 'right?'"

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I dunno. Let's find out. I dunno. Let's find out.

16. "Are you a clean freak?"

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I just don't like dust, okay?

17. "So, like, how did you catch it?"

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From my DNA, thanks.

18. "Does that mean you're awkward?"

Um, what?
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Um, what?

19. "Do you have crazy religious thoughts?"

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Probably.

20. "Have you seen As Good as It Gets?"

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No, and I haven't seen The Aviator either.

21. "What happens if you don't take your meds?"

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I go insane. Obviously.

22. "Are you terrified of germs?"

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Germs can kill, so, yeah.

23. "People with OCD are freaks."

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Hardly. We're still people, asshat.

And don't you forget it.

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