1. This mug: HumerusWares / Via etsy.com For when you need to remind your roommates you're NOT a damn morning person. 2. This greeting card: LinnyDesigns / Via etsy.com For when a strongly-worded email just isn't enough. 3. These shoes: Dariacreative / Via etsy.com For when you need to remind people, "Hey, I may be dressed and moving around, but I'm not happy about it." 4. This sweatshirt: TeesAndTankYouShop / Via etsy.com For when you're kinda sorta definitely over all that jolly Christmas cheer. 5. These car decals: BonedaddyBruce / Via etsy.com For expressing how you really feel towards your fellow drivers. 6. This Valentine's Day card: LittleBambii04 / Via etsy.com For when you need to remind everyone this is the worst holiday ever. 7. This hat: ScarletLilyCreations / Via etsy.com For when you want people to realize your ears are cold and you're pretty pissed off about it. 8. This amigurumi: LottiesCreations / Via etsy.com For when you need to get your friend's bratty child a birthday present. 9. This clock: ClocksGalore / Via etsy.com For when you're already running late, so what's the point of rushing? 10. This shirt: LoveLikeShop / Via etsy.com For when your family wants to talk politics, and you're not in the mood. 11. This other shirt: Kidies / Via etsy.com For when your friends want you to go out and party, and you'd rather just stay home and sleep. 12. This tote bag: UptonStudios / Via etsy.com For when you're so sick of that damn song. 13. This retractable ID badge reel: 1KoolNurseKreations / Via etsy.com For when you need to remind people you're a workaholic and don't have time for chitchat. 14. This downloadable print: HommeSurLaLune / Via etsy.com For when you're trying to teach your kids about drugs and think they'll listen to an Internet cat more than you. 15. This Dr. Who/Grumpy Cat mashup: PrintsWithStyle / Via etsy.com For when you need to get a gift for that one friend who never stops talking about Dr. Who. 16. This magnet: OlechkaDesign / Via etsy.com For when bae thinks he or she is Pun King/Queen of the World. 17. These cookies: MoMsterCookies / Via etsy.com For your friend whose birthday party happens to be at the same time as the airing of the new Supernatural episode that the rest of the world is watching. 18. This bottle opener, featuring Grumpy Cat and Ron Swanson: ToledoWoodGuru / Via etsy.com For when you feel like drinking Smirnoff and binge watching Parks and Rec all night long. 19. This parody of the Mona Lisa: RubinoFineArt / Via etsy.com For when your art major friend graduates from college and you gotta give them a gift. 20. This poster: KeepItFancy / Via etsy.com For when you're annoyed with people quoting The Big Bang Theory all the time. 21. This personalized rubber stamp: KawaiiStamp / Via etsy.com For when you want people to stop touching your damn stuff. 22. Finally, this cross-stitch pattern: CraftComplex / Via etsy.com For when people try and ask you for a favor.