20 Sardonic Responses To Heartfelt Moments In Movies

Let's just take that nice moment...and ruin it.

1. Spirited Away

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Unless you get amnesia.

2. Sweet Home Alabama

Touchstone Pictures / Via thestarksfell.tumblr.com

So I don't have to do my laundry anymore.

3. Titanic

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Too bad you let him freeze to death.

4. The Notebook

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...unless it's kinky. Then, no.

5. Love & Other Drugs

20th Century Fox / Via sadmoviequotes.tumblr.com

LOL, bye.

6. Love & Other Drugs (again)

20th Century Fox / Via rapidlikes.com

And, you still don't.

7. Blue Valentine

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...it's probably just gas, though.

8. Gone with the Wind

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Great, do you know George Clooney's number?

9. 10 Things I Hate About You

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No.

10. Safe Haven

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Unless you're on fire. Then, I'm not gonna be so safe next to you.

11. Becoming Jane

Miramax Films / Via wifflegif.com

Lots, probably.

12. Juno

Fox Searchlight Pictures / Via tumblr.com

It's not.

13. What's Your Number?

20th Century Fox / Via evermore3.tumblr.com

...which is a bitch.

14. Gossip Girl

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I obviously didn't do a good job of it.

(Yeah yeah, Gossip Girl is a TV show, not a movie.)

15. Bridget Jones's Diary

Miramax Films / Via rulesofbrunaoliveira.tumblr.com

...except for that sinus issue you have. That's gotta get checked out.

16. The Last Song

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Good-bye.

17. 13 Going on 30

Columbia Pictures / Via goodreads.com

You kinda suck at keeping secrets then, tbh.

18. Friends with Benefits

Screen Gems / Via favim.com

Yeah, it's hard not to notice.

19. Garden State

Fox Searchlight Pictures / Via simplybe.co.uk

...and, now it really sucks ass.

20. Sense and Sensibility

Columbia Pictures / Via simplybe.co.uk

...unless I get a better offer.