1. It's perfectly okay to destroy someone's kitchen.
2. Never trust crazy cat ladies.
3. Pick good hiding spots.
4. Fight your own battles.
5. Some people are pushy.
6. There's always time for humor.
7. If you're going to levitate, be sure to wear pants.
8. Don't bite off more than you can chew.
9. There's always time for an English lesson.
10. Why bother running when you can hitch a ride?
11. Sometimes, you just have to see things for yourself.
12. If your job gets boring, switch.
13. Biscuits are tasty.
14. If you're levitating, the chivalrous man will save you.
15. Sometimes, the things you need to be afraid of aren't what you'd expect.
Beware of those wolves in sheep's clothing.
16. Some people just can't be tamed.
17. Don't trust the Cat God.
18. And finally, always jam out to this song.
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