1. There's a song about him.
2. He has a God complex.
3. He's not afraid to slash a bitch at a party.
4. He loves a good game of peek-a-boo.
5. He knows how to make an entrance.
6. He's had it with kids' bullshit.
7. He has some snappy phrases, all involving "bitch."
8. He can pull people through tiny windows.
9. He's really just a family man in disguise.
10. He can't.be.tamed.
11. He looks bitchin' in shades.
12. His fashion sense.
13. He'll take on Jason Voorhees with no fear.
14. He believes in education.
15. He loves to hug.
16. And finally, THE CLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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