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14 Types Of Bad Pickup Lines As Told By "Horrible Bosses"

Yeah, good luck with these.

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1. "The Name Caller"

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*Slaps face and walks away*

2. "The Bragger"

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Wait, green? Not black?

3. "The Singing Introduction"

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Although, if your name isn't Stacey, then why do they call you that?

4. "The Direct Approach"

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Subtlety isn't your forte.

5. "The Sharer"

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Again, subtlety.

6. "The Hard To Get"

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Yep, she totally wants me.

7. "The Name Caller Mixed With Creepy-Ass Threat"

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Umm, bro? Not cool. I own myself, thanks.

8. "The Detailer"

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TMI, man. TMI.

9. "The Pretend Like We Were Supposed To Meet Up"

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Uh, who are you?

10. "The Hey, Remember Me?"

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No, probably because MY DAD JUST DIED.

11. "The Pep Talk"

Okay, I guess?
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Okay, I guess?

12. "The Dreamer"

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Well, we all want things.

13. "The Demander"

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Wait, what?

14. And finally, "The No Words Needed"

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Yeeeeeeah, I'm gonna need you to stop that.

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