Buzz·Posted on Apr 7, 201516 Birthdays That Didn't Go According To PlanHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!by Stacey GrantBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This poor girl who sang the saddest rendition of "Happy Birthday." View this photo on Instagram 2. This unlucky guy whose birthday probably fell on a Monday. View this photo on Instagram 3. This crazy man who lit a ton of sparklers simultaneously. View this photo on Instagram 4. These poor unfortunate souls and their fiery balloons. View this vine on Vine vine.co 5. Beckett, who needs a moment of silence. View this photo on Instagram 6. This ill-fated person who left the cake on top of the car. View this photo on Instagram 7. These parents who now have to explain what a certain word means to Clint. View this photo on Instagram 8. This girl who's now having an existential crisis. View this photo on Instagram 9. This employee who'll suddenly be working weekends for the next month. View this photo on Instagram 10. This woman who came out to have a good time, and is honestly feeling so attacked right now. View this photo on Instagram 11. This card signed to Kim, but the girl's actual name is Tiffanie. View this photo on Instagram 12. This boy who is wishing everyone will just forget this even happened. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. This pissed off dog who wanted strawberry cake, not vanilla. View this post on 14. This unlucky boy who was clearly no match for the table. View this post on 15. This baker who tried to make a Pinterest-worthy masterpiece. View this photo on Instagram 16. And, these children who quickly lost the "happy" in "happy birthday." View this photo on Instagram