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When drastic times call for drastic measures.
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When the only thing worse than a final is a cumulative final.
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When it's 5 PM and you still need to finish three papers, two online tests, and one quiz before tomorrow.
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When you suddenly miss high school — something you never thought possible.
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When you know your thesis statement is crap, but you're gonna turn the paper in anyway.
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When you realize that things could be worse.
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When you're hardcore praying for a miracle, but things are looking grim.
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When you can relate to Fantine from Les Mis on a spiritual level.
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When you waste time calculating what you need on an exam to pass, instead of actually studying.
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When you learn the sad truth that sexy time and finals week don't mix.
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When you go from a 12-year-old to a twentysomething in zero seconds flat.
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When you finally adopt the "fake it 'til you make it" mentality.
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When sleep is for the weak.
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When you stress eat like nobody's business.
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When you refuse to let finals destroy you.
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But then you just have to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and accept defeat.
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When procrastinating can only last so long.
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When you're in denial. A 4,000 word paper due in four hours that you haven't even started yet? Not a problem!
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When you're overwhelmed, nauseous, and just really want a hug.
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When you start weighing your other options, and you're still gonna be screwed.
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And, when you'd proudly put up with Voldemort and dementors, if it meant you'd get out of your finals.
Good luck, everyone! Godspeed.
