On March 5, 2016, Hyderabad resident Krishan Kumar set a Guinness World Record for giving the most number of hugs in one minute.
Kumar gave 79 hugs in one minute. Let me rephrase... Kumar speed-hugged 79 different individuals in under a minute.
These 79 humans were an assortment of creatures, great and small.
Kumar's swift arm-work and technique is commendable. Also, mad props to the smoothest running assembly line of all time.
Meanwhile, me:
