SRK Flew Into An Uncontrollable Rage When Exposed To "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen"

    "Who is this man. Why is he doing this? Why are people watching it? THIS CAN'T EXIST."

    Recently, Shah Rukh Khan and Alia Bhatt sat down with Film Companion's Anupama Chopra to promote their upcoming movie Dear Zindagi. And as a gift to us all, Chopra put them through a pop-culture quiz.

    SRK seemed to know a thing or two about slang "aaj kal ke bachche" use. I'm lying. He had no idea.

    He was not on board with the whole dabbing scene because he thought Bollywood did it way before it was cool.

    Alia chimed in as well.

    But the activity rapidly snowballed from being SRK's introduction to millennial culture...

    To him being distorted with rage because of it.

    Chopra made the mistake of exposing Shah Rukh to the inexplicably viral internet phenomenon of "PPAP".

    AND HE LOST HIS GOSHDARNED SHIT.

    I have a pen. I have an apple. Uhh. SRK DISAPPROVES OF THIS GARBAGE GENERATION.

    It was a steep descent down a bottomless pit of fury.

    And once the floodgates of rage opened, there was no closing them.

    Alia tried explaining to him that these are ephemeral trends that'll pass. But it was much too late.

    I have done a thorough job laying out everything that happened but for an enhanced understanding of SRK's rage, watch this:

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