In case you missed it, Priyanka Chopra is on the June/July cover of Maxim India and she looks like a frickin' smokestorm.
But this cover wants me to believe that Chopra's armpits are smooth like a baby's bottom and I can't live with that lie.
Hello, digitally retouched armpit from hell. You are the antithesis of a real armpit, one with natural creases and glorious pigmentation and the beautiful, stubbly memory of hair.
Here. Look at Chopra's real, normal, and unphotoshopped armpit for yourself.
Here is one more photo of Chopra's absolutely perfect, non-digitally manipulated, and 100% normal armpits.
"Hmm, what's the big deal?" you may wonder. "WTF is your problem, random BuzzFeed India writer?" you may ask.
It's pretty basic, TBH. Lots of people aspire to look like actresses on magazine covers. And it's LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to have armpits like this. So a lot of young girls are gonna see these armpits and grow up hating their own.
It's pretty basic, TBH. Lots of people aspire to look like actresses on magazine covers. And it's LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to have armpits like this. So a lot of young girls are gonna see these armpits and grow up hating their own.
It's pretty basic, TBH. Lots of people aspire to look like actresses on magazine covers. And it's LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to have armpits like this. So a lot of young girls are gonna see these armpits and grow up hating their own.
So chill, Maxim India. Chill, photoshoppers. Chill, PC-fan teen girls. Yours and Priyanka's armpits are ALL FLAWLESS, crinkles and all.
