1. When this chap got towed away with his bike.
The traffic police towed this biker's illegally-parked vehicle WITH him still on it because the man refused to dismount.
2. When a monkey resuscitated his electrocuted monkey friend at the railway station.
This monkey performed primate CPR on his friend and brought it back to life after the latter fell unconscious from an electric shock at the Kanpur Railway Station.
3. When an 82-year-old woman came back from the dead to reunite with her family after 40 years.
4. When a woman filed an FIR against a chain-snatching monkey and bamboozled the police.
5. When an accounting error resulted in ₹95,71,16,98,647.14 in this lady's bank account.
Kanpur's Urmila Yadav was SHOOK to find out that her State Bank of India account, into which she'd only deposited a sum of ₹2,000, had a balance of approximately ₹95,000 crores for a day.