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You like living on the fringes of society.
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Being home alone thrills you unreasonably.
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You can't even with people who are trying to get you out of your "shell".
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Your friends have grudgingly made peace with your decision to stay in the corner at every social event.
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And you have made peace with being mocked in their Instagrams and Snapchat stories for being aloof.
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This is how you dance at parties, before making a swift exit:
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You make plans to hang with friends but often end up apologizing for ditching just because of the kind of person you are.
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But people continue to mistake you for being stuck up and so you have gradually started to not give a shit.
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Your idea of a good time never involves spending it with other humans.
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Your bed is your one true love.
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You are tired of being told to "stop being the quiet one" or "snap out of it".
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You are a pro at sneaking out of social engagements.
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You'd rather smile and nod than "speak up".
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Meeting new people = WORST NIGHTMARE.
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When your friend invites their other friend to hang without giving you a heads up, you are just like:
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You often wonder if you'll die alone.
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But when you finally meet someone who gets that you aren't anti-social but just someone who loves to spend time alone, you feel grateful.
