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Dressing Up As A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle In Times Square

After hearing a bill has been drafted to regulate costumed characters in Times Square, I thought this might be my last opportunity to experience a day in the life.

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1. Ready to keep the people of Times Square safe from harm.

This picture was taken right after Spiderman punched a police officer in the face and was arrested.

This picture was taken right after Spiderman punched a police officer in the face and was arrested.

2. I tried to get in on the action.

3. Hopped in some photos with the kids.

4. No I do not want to take your bus tour.

But you can awkwardly shake my wrist.

But you can awkwardly shake my wrist.

5. I saw love blossom.

Ermahgerd make out pic.

Ermahgerd make out pic.

6. I had a patriotic moment.

7. I greeted my fans.

Never let go little boy!

Never let go little boy!

8. I resisted peer pressure and kept my mask on.

9. I got more attention than Hello Kitty.

10. I danced to the Naked Cowboy's beautiful guitar playing.

11. I completely missed a high five.

12. I got sized up by Spiderman.

13. I tried to make some new friends.

I was not successful.

I was not successful.

14. I looked at my competition.

I just can't compete with nudity.

I just can't compete with nudity.

15. I told this guy I liked his hair.

He still didn't want to take a picture with me.

He still didn't want to take a picture with me.

16. I perfected the hand on hip, lean to the side.

17. I creepily stood in the back of tourist's solo shots.

18. I met some lovely ladies from West Virginia.

19. I asked a couple if I could be in their wedding photos.

They said no.

They said no.

20. I decided to ask one more time.

They still said no.

They still said no.

21. Finally... I challenged the Times Square Baby to a breakdance battle.

You can probably guess who won.

You can probably guess who won.

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