Giving A Shit: The Best Bogs In London

Some of the top toilets in the capital

1. Cirque le Soir

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After a wash in these sinks, your hands will be dirtier than when you went in.

2. The Queen’s toilet at the Royal Opera House

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Technically, you’ll have touched her arse.

3. Sketch

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Pretend you're not in one of the egg capsules, wait for someone on the verge of embarrassment to open it, and do your best Alien impression – gold.

4. The Shard

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A flash on the pan.

5. The Knights Templar, Chancery Lane

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Because when you’re unloading a litre of Blossom Hill Zinfandel, you want to do it in style. Come on, you’re not animals.

6. King and Queen, Fitzrovia

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Tennis-style urinal games, you say? New balls, please.

7. Cellar Door

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Now you see me, now you don’t…or do you? The glass doors aren’t see-through once they’re locked –apparently.

8. WC Wine & Charcuterie

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The whole place used to be a public lav. Nowadays, the raunchy letters and vintage nudies will keep the boys in the bogs – the actual bogs.

9. Wesley’s Chapel

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Because every bowl should have The Venerable written on it.

10. London Hippodrome

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Complete with makeup mirrors and GHD’s, we suggest you save the Jäger bombs until after you’ve tarted up.

11. Ting

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If you find yourself choosing between the oscillating or power deodorizer bottom sprays on these loos, you’ve got issues.