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20 Songs We Probably Shouldn't Have Been Singing In Our Parents' Backseats

They may not be full of "bad words," but they totally should have come with a parental advisory warning. Revisit these topically questionable hits of your childhood right now on Spotify!

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Okay, "earmuffs" off... press PLAY.

1. Green Day - "Longview"

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"Hey Mom, can you turn this up? I really identify with the lackadaisical plight of Gen-X boredom to the point of being unable to get off of my couch or stop indulging in everything I shouldn't... except I'm eight years old."

2. Meredith Brooks - "Bitch"

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You'll never forget the time you got your dessert taken away for a week because you dropped "the B-word" during a heated game of four square during recess — but you'll never know your mom was secretly kind of proud you learned it in such a feminist context.

3. Grease - "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee"

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Your mom probably got a phone call you still don't know about when your best friend's mom figured out you were the self-appointed singing Rizzo of your friend group before 5th grade graduation.

4. Weezer - "Hash Pipe"

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I mean you HAD to have known there's practically only one word that rhymes with "Hash Pipe" when that's already questionable enough from the mouths of babes.

6. Marcy Playground - "Sex and Candy"

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I fell in love with a stranger through a druggy haze... and now a "sweet" mistaken metaphor has mistakenly made the situation sound cute.

9. Anything by The Bloodhound Gang

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It's a good thing their subjective reign of terror ended with a one-hit-wonder, because anything beyond the already-rowdy "Bad Touch" would have surely gotten our mouths washed out with soap.

12. The Police – "Roxanne"

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It doesn't matter how big of a crush your mom STILL has on Sting — you've been singing about him trying to save a hooker since you had training wheels.

16. Sugar Ray – "Every Morning"

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According to this song, all it takes is a bright melody and a pretty face to cover up how much you've been creeping around. PSSSST... to the girl he's singing to: HE'S CHEATING ON YOU.

Listen freely to all your favorite songs without mom and dad finding out right now on Spotify – and add your picks in the comments below!