Comedy·Posted on Dec 16, 201913 Dirty Christmas Jokes That'll Put You On The Naughty List For LifeHoe, hoe, hoe.by Spencer AlthouseBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dirtiest Christmas jokes they could think of. Here are the extremely naughty results. 1. Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. Why does Santa always land on the roof? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Why does Santa go through the chimney? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids of his own? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. Why is Santa always so jolly? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. Why do elves laugh when they run? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Why does Mrs. Claus always hope for a white Christmas? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. And why did Santa kick Raggedy Ann out of the present bag? Tap to reveal Click to reveal