13 Dirty Christmas Jokes That'll Put You On The Naughty List For Life

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    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dirtiest Christmas jokes they could think of. Here are the extremely naughty results.

    1. Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?

    2. Why does Santa always land on the roof?

    3. Why does Santa go through the chimney?

    4. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids of his own?

    5. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

    6. Why is Santa always so jolly?

    7. What do snowmen use to make snowbabies?

    8. Why doesn’t Santa have any children?

    9. Why do elves laugh when they run?

    10. What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas?

    11. What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun?

    12. Why does Mrs. Claus always hope for a white Christmas?

    13. And why did Santa kick Raggedy Ann out of the present bag?