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    Updated on Apr 28, 2020. Posted on Aug 5, 2013

    27 Iconic Moments From Paris And Nicole's "The Simple Life"

    Remember when Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had to milk a cow? Yeah.

    1. That time Paris tried mopping while on a segway.

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    2. That time Paris and Nicole were stewardesses.

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    3. That time they changed Sonic's promo sign.

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    4. That time Nicole was the perfect babysitter.

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    5. That time Paris learned how to drive.

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    6. That time Nicole stuck her whole arm up a cow's ass.

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    (And then threw the poop-covered glove at Paris.)

    7. That time Paris fell off a horse.

    8. And was flown to the hospital.

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    9. That time Paris answered the timeless Baha Men question.

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    10. That time Nicole helped this girl become popular.

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    11. That time Nicole half-admitted to necrophilia.

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    12. That time Paris reported on the weather.

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    13. That time they worked for Wildlife Removal.

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    14. That time Nicole got right to the point.

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    15. That time they worked in a funeral home.

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    16. That time Nicole convinced two frat guys to kiss each other.

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    17. That time they visited random prison inmates.

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    18. That time they tried to pay their toll in gum.

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    (If only they had Trident Layers.)

    19. That time Paris defaced a cow.

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    20. And then felt bad because she disobeyed her own rules.

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    21. That time they worked at a tanning salon.

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    22. That time they had to milk a cow.

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    23. That time Nicole called out Kim Kardashian.

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    24. That time they worked the drive-thru window.

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    25. That time Paris taught the world a valuable lesson.

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    26. That time the world wondered why we supported this show for five seasons.

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    27. And the time this man's life was made.

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