27 Iconic Moments From Paris And Nicole's "The Simple Life"
Remember when Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had to milk a cow? Yeah.
1. That time Paris tried mopping while on a segway.
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2. That time Paris and Nicole were stewardesses.
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3. That time they changed Sonic's promo sign.
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4. That time Nicole was the perfect babysitter.
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5. That time Paris learned how to drive.
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6. That time Nicole stuck her whole arm up a cow's ass.
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(And then threw the poop-covered glove at Paris.)
7. That time Paris fell off a horse.
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8. And was flown to the hospital.
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9. That time Paris answered the timeless Baha Men question.
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10. That time Nicole helped this girl become popular.
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11. That time Nicole half-admitted to necrophilia.
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12. That time Paris reported on the weather.
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13. That time they worked for Wildlife Removal.
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14. That time Nicole got right to the point.
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15. That time they worked in a funeral home.
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16. That time Nicole convinced two frat guys to kiss each other.
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17. That time they visited random prison inmates.
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18. That time they tried to pay their toll in gum.
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(If only they had Trident Layers.)
19. That time Paris defaced a cow.
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20. And then felt bad because she disobeyed her own rules.
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21. That time they worked at a tanning salon.
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22. That time they had to milk a cow.
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23. That time Nicole called out Kim Kardashian.
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24. That time they worked the drive-thru window.
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25. That time Paris taught the world a valuable lesson.
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26. That time the world wondered why we supported this show for five seasons.
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27. And the time this man's life was made.
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