1. You can run and do a cone flip in slow motion and look unbelievably smooth
2. No one can even get to your toy. NO ONE.
3. Have you seen a sunbathing dog look better than this?
4. Watch your back. Others might take your cone as a weakness.
5. Being without a cone is just too overwhelming to function.
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