7 Reasons You Should NOT Smile

Smiling shows people that you have feeling and good intentions, it's inviting, and according to OkCupid so out of style. Here are some reasons you should not do it.

1. You have f*cked up teeth.

Or no front teeth at all.

2. You should not waste yourself.

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You don't want to waste any more of the collagen that' s left in your skin.

3. It is physically impossible.

You have gone through multiple botox treatments, so now it is physically impossible for you to move the facial muscles.

4. Gums!

You show more gums than friendlieness when smiling, that's why sometimes people think that you are hostile and ready to bite.

5. It's inappropriate!

You are at a funeral, for f*ck's sake! Show some respect!

6. You are a robot !?!

Smiling shows people that you have feeling and good intentions. But you are Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger in Terminator.

7. Cuz you don't f*cking feel like it!

Maybe you are not in the mood to smile.