5 Things That Gonna Make Your Day

Having a sh*ty day?

1.

Your doctor calling and telling you that you may continue smoking, and boozing, and eating chicken nuggets, and having one-night stands without using condoms, and this will not in any way harm your health in million years.

2.

For once, your vicious 6-year old kid, and a prospective serial killer, not having put salt instead of sugar in your coffee.

3.

Your boss telling you that you can slap him in the face. Before doing that, however, you have to first make sure that you are not watching some kind of sick porn, which is set in the future where the office executives are freely beaten and f*cked by their subordinates.

4.

Winning the lottery for which you haven’t bought a ticket. Seriously, what are the odds for this to happen? But it can be the right moment for you to start praising God. Any God, for that matter.

5.

Waking up in the morning.

I mean really - with this unhealthy lifestyle of yours, just being able to wake up in the morning is already a big accomplishment. Everything else is more or less irrelevant to that feeling. Ask the dead, for example!