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    Kevin Cant Handle His Beer What a Wuss Im Gonna Show These to His Internatys Girlfrined

    A brief excerpt from an Etsy listing; but you'll have to click on the blue link below the picture to read it in its hilarious entirety (the spelling alone is phonetically gifted, to say the least). Oh and be sure to check out all the pictures the link provides; you wouldn't wanna miss a thing! *Again, please remember this is a mild, carefully extracted excerpt... ---"i gotta take a leak hold on jesus h kevin could you at least clean the puke off the seat i dont care if your drunk i can clean my own deanm puke when im drunk..."