1. The Chinese attempted the first ever manned spaceflight!
2. The Nile flooded for almost the entire year!
3. The Moroccans fought the Portuguese with an army made of wax, and WON!
4. Nostradamus makes his first prediction — about the moon landing being a hoax!
5. The first pony express was established in India — just to deliver a sex manual!
6. A Volcano was HIT BY A METEOR!
7. The spork was invented!
8. A Dutch peasant became the first Post-Modernist!
9. Ivan the Terrible institutes a Trivia Night — with lethal consequences!
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