1. Play sports in formalwear.
"What shall we wear for the badminton match tonight?"
"Shirts, smart trousers and black leather shoes, but no ties lads, remember we're doing sport."
2. And also do intense manual labour in a suit.
3. Interrupt strangers at their place of work and pretend to do their job.
4. Force people you work with to pose with you while you awkwardly hold hands.
5. And invite colleagues visiting from other countries round to your house so you can hold hands with them on your doorstep.
6. Spread your fingers reallllyy wide in normal conversation.
7. And only ever speak with your hands like you're doing the "big fish little fish cardboard box" routine.
8. Ask for a guided tour round your local Asda.
9. Have a photoshoot in your local chip shop.
10. Go on slightly grim holidays even though you can probably afford not to.
We know you're both loaded you don't exclusively have to holiday in rainy British carparks.
11. Invite local children to your house to do your gardening for you.
12. And generally do gardening in a suit.
13. Autograph elderly ladies' diaries with novelty pens.
14. Hold stranger's babies.
15. Put your giant face on the side of a bus.
16. And wave at members of the public from a bus as you go round a roundabout in a grim area of town.
17. Go round random people's houses to see if they fancy a chat.
18. Ask to go round the back of the bar in a pub so you can try out pulling pints.
19. And turn up to random flooded towns to offer your condolences.
