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When Brian addressed the crowd:
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And when there was this important blessing.
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When Brian spoke to his followers.
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When John Cleese attempted crowd control.
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When this man turned up for his crucifixion.
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And there was this incredibly dark line.
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When there was a "personal question".
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When the topic of Brian's star sign came up.
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And of course, when Brian's mum said this.
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When the women were in disguise.
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When The People's Front of Judea were insulted.
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When they discussed the issues of the day.
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And when Brian was accepted as a BFJ member.
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When the Roman guard teaches Brian a Latin grammar lesson.
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When everyone concluded that the Romans had done NOTHING good.
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When the Romans couldn't take a joke.
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And every line from this song.
