Buzz·Posted on 9 Feb 201751 Hilarious Jokes About Sex By Indian Women On Twitter"Indian women don't have a G-spot. They have an Ae ji-spot."by Sonia Mariam ThomasBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. crapo @Creepowoman (late 20s & living w parents) me: mom we r out of eggs so i am going out to buy some mom: soon u will b out of eggs that cannot be bought 12:45 PM - 24 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Shruti @ShrutiSeTakkar X = hug XX = two hugs XXX = porn #thatescalatedquickly 04:13 AM - 26 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Cathartic Screams @Just_Screams Hottest scene in a Rajshri productions movie 05:17 AM - 31 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. a kite @pigeonladyX "i broke my wrist" facebook: oh my god are you okay should i send food twitter: how will you masturbate now 06:58 PM - 05 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. placentaur @4ngery Sup geometry 07:13 PM - 06 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. nin @NautankiNinja He :Talk dirty to me. Me : Baarish se kichad kichad ho jata hai sab. 05:23 PM - 04 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 💯Priya @supaarwoman When you give up on dating: 07:24 AM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. mediocre gandhi @mediocregandhi Oh baby make me scream harder *burns a hole in her Zara dress* 02:26 PM - 19 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Priyal @priyal When he finally finds your g-spot 11:23 AM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Pocketz @zedchrmsm So when Aladdin rubs something and gets rich it's a fairy tale but when other girls do it it's prostitution? 07:32 AM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Animisha @anymysha What's your multiple orgasm style? 01:32 PM - 29 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Medha @White_Crimes If I got laid everytime you made sense, I'd still be a virgin. 03:47 PM - 14 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Madhura @PunsTurnMeOn Bangover: The morning after really great sex 04:14 AM - 17 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. LordAnusHahaha @TheVacuumHead Sex is basically just two people helping each other masturbate better. 07:08 PM - 19 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. BORK BORK @priya_ebooks i call my vagina 'pomegranate' because dudes don't know how to eat it 02:57 AM - 05 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Shweta @Localheroin Doctor: What are you using for contraception? Me : Hope. 09:33 AM - 12 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ishita. @KajuKatli__ Bc MCQ me bhi is se zada choices hoti hai 06:10 PM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. smurky @smhsohard Sometimes I charge my phone up to 98% and unplug it bcz why should I be the only one who didn't have the orgasm 08:08 PM - 12 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. WolfMomma @wolfmiaow "Neeche ishq hai Oopar rub hai" Someone's got it all wrong. 11:31 AM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Nirali Shah @nirali_ss when you have a crush on the hottest boy in school 09:08 AM - 15 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sharanya @TheTinyWoman Why subtitles? WHAAAAY? 07:34 AM - 27 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. placentaur @4ngery Me talking about my crush when he isn't looking 09:47 AM - 29 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Purva @thatobesewoman But pens hasn't even taken us out to dinner first! 08:45 AM - 24 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Sense of tumor @dashhtweets "Deggi Mirch" Mirch: nahi Dungi!! 06:57 PM - 16 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Animisha @anymysha Sext: I can spell Nietzsche. 04:58 PM - 09 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Meh. @MissTumbledore Throat so sore, my vagina is jealous. 04:59 AM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Purva @thatobesewoman Texts like these 😍😍😍 02:17 PM - 02 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. very internet person @amyoosed Premature ejaculation is the reason why some people have thrust issues. 04:15 PM - 11 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Priyal @priyal How can you keep your South Indian boyfriend happy? Love, sex aur dosa 01:34 PM - 08 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Madhura @PunsTurnMeOn Russian porn gets me soviet. 11:42 AM - 28 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Damsel in This Dress @secondofhername So apparently selfies are called 'khudkis' in Hindi. Chalo khudki lete hain? Ergh. 02:23 AM - 11 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. foxy knoxy @gsforever22 Well, thanks @NetflixIndia 10:34 AM - 01 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. radhika vaz @radvaz #PahlajNihalani is definitely the guy who prematurely ejaculates. There is no other reason to be upset by long kisses. 06:30 AM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. nin @NautankiNinja Mood: Emran Hashmi Relationship status: Salman Khan 09:21 AM - 29 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Sonali Thakker @SonaliThakker *Going through my contact list* Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai? 10:52 AM - 26 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Madhura @PunsTurnMeOn Hey boy, are you Moov? Cause you take me आह से... आहा तक. 06:08 PM - 17 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. very internet person @amyoosed Told the taxi dude to jump the red light and now wondering if he's wondering how wild I am in bed 03:18 PM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Animisha @anymysha How do you say 'glow-in-the-dark condoms' in Hindi? This chemist just said "all of them work in the dark". 11:43 AM - 20 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. nin @NautankiNinja If you have Sex on 1st Jan you become Do Jism Ek Jan . 03:00 PM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Medha @White_Crimes Someone replace the dotted condoms by bubble wrap condoms. For boredom issues. 11:04 AM - 19 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Parpalwa @MePurplelicious I miss the way you looked into my eyes and said kajal ke bina tum bilkul bimaar dikhti ho baby. 01:06 PM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Jungli Billi @iamhorcrux He: Baby, talk dirty to me ;) Me: Abey, kachre ki aulad *BLOCKED* 09:00 AM - 24 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. P @lovehandle_ My biggest worry when I'm flirting with a boy is that he's going to die & our text messages are going to be on the news. 06:13 PM - 12 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Saverita Fernandes. @Fernandes_Savvy What turns you on ? Girls - Neck Kisses, Waist Grabbing, Thigh Kisses, Hickeys, Hugs, Blah Blah Boys - Yaar main already turned on hu. 06:14 AM - 07 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. mediocre gandhi @mediocregandhi Hey boy are you a good at excel coz I want to spread the sheet for you 07:21 PM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Lola Kuttiamma @Priya_Menon Ab haath na hilao, Meru cabs bulao? Meru hilayegi? 05:16 AM - 26 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Shruti @ShrutiSeTakkar Cracking clichéd jokes to entertain myself. #tinderstories 02:36 PM - 29 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Parpalwa @MePurplelicious One night stand? Matlab puri raat khada rehna padta hai? 04:05 AM - 11 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Animisha @anymysha Boy, are you Monday, because you came too soon. 11:34 AM - 02 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. Ankita @lady_gabbar Indian women don't have a G-spot. They have an Ae ji-spot. 02:49 PM - 05 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite