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    19 Tweets That Will Make Any Malayali Roar With Laughter

    "An exceptional Malayali is called a phenomenon."

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    "THIEF THIEF". Yawn! Sorry. File a report and we will see. "BEEF BEEF". 20 cops rush to Kerala House.

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    How much time did the Malayalee spend in the parlour? Oru manicure.

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    Brad Pitt is jobless now. Why? Because he lost his Jolie πŸ˜‚ #mallujokes

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    Charlatan is an excellent name for a Malayali boy or girl. Charlie at home, Chaarukutty till adolescence.

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    Medimix: "The official smell of Kerala"

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    Those of you who call it 'saamburr', Rujma Chuhwaal to you.

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    ISIS keeps failing in Kerala because every time they call for a terror strike, the members don't turn up.

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    An exceptional malayali is called a phenomenon no? Bye.

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    Lawyer:Your honor this criminal is from Kerala and it's clear.. Judge:Don't do it Lawyer:that he had.. Judge:Stop Lawyer:Mallucious Intent

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    If you spend more than 2 years in Kerala as a 20 year old you become

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    Why do elephants show up near human houses only when lights are switched on at dusk? Jab Deep Jale - Aana Jab Shaam Dhale - Aana

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    "How do you like your segs in the morning?" "With a woman?" - Mallu men, probably.

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    Typical Malayali woman in her traditional blue and black attire

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    She will be loud - a Mallu singing Maroon 5

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    What do you call a place in Kerala where people go to board flights?

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    What's the difference between a malayalee woman and a malayalee man? One's always nursing and the other's always nursing a drink.

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    Britain's baby Princess' name is like 3 first names "Charlotte Elizabeth Diana". If mallu she'd have 3 last names "Mathew George Anthony"!

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    This 12 inch 'gold' MacBook should just be called the Malayali Edition.

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