Buzz·Posted on 27 Mar 201719 Tweets That Will Make Any Malayali Roar With Laughter"An exceptional Malayali is called a phenomenon."by Sonia Mariam ThomasBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats "THIEF THIEF". Yawn! Sorry. File a report and we will see. "BEEF BEEF". 20 cops rush to Kerala House. 06:17 AM - 27 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Vijaynarain @Vijaynarain How much time did the Malayalee spend in the parlour? Oru manicure. 12:06 PM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Malayalee Problems @malluprobs Brad Pitt is jobless now. Why? Because he lost his Jolie 😂 #mallujokes 05:26 AM - 24 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. RasamOfRealpolitik @sidin Charlatan is an excellent name for a Malayali boy or girl. Charlie at home, Chaarukutty till adolescence. 04:36 PM - 27 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Abish Mathew @abishmathew Medimix: "The official smell of Kerala" 10:54 AM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Scrappy Coco @Nomnombiar Those of you who call it 'saamburr', Rujma Chuhwaal to you. 08:08 AM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. NumbYaar @NumbYaar ISIS keeps failing in Kerala because every time they call for a terror strike, the members don't turn up. 12:15 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. sorry not sorry @amyoosed An exceptional malayali is called a phenomenon no? Bye. 10:23 AM - 17 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Bratticus @bharatunnithan Lawyer:Your honor this criminal is from Kerala and it's clear.. Judge:Don't do it Lawyer:that he had.. Judge:Stop Lawyer:Mallucious Intent 06:18 AM - 04 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Vishwanath Nair @visshy_it If you spend more than 2 years in Kerala as a 20 year old you become 05:23 AM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Banana @surajmenon Why do elephants show up near human houses only when lights are switched on at dusk? Jab Deep Jale - Aana Jab Shaam Dhale - Aana 02:18 PM - 08 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Febin Mathew @FebWin "How do you like your segs in the morning?" "With a woman?" - Mallu men, probably. 07:13 AM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. #Bernie2020 @Datoism Typical Malayali woman in her traditional blue and black attire 05:04 PM - 28 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. NumbYaar @NumbYaar She will be loud - a Mallu singing Maroon 5 04:39 PM - 31 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Murali @the_brahminator What do you call a place in Kerala where people go to board flights? 07:00 AM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Tony S @notytony What's the difference between a malayalee woman and a malayalee man? One's always nursing and the other's always nursing a drink. 04:00 PM - 06 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Abish Mathew @abishmathew Britain's baby Princess' name is like 3 first names "Charlotte Elizabeth Diana". If mallu she'd have 3 last names "Mathew George Anthony"! 04:00 PM - 04 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Anu Menon @ExLolaKutty This 12 inch 'gold' MacBook should just be called the Malayali Edition. 02:31 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite