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You've "decided" at least seven times that you'll go full vegan for, like, a month.
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People always make fun of you for not being a real vegan.
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You try really hard though, and congratulate yourself every time you make a Vegan Choice™.
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You really have so much admiration for full-time vegans.
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You can't wait to get to the place where your body just magically feels more fresh and energised.
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You spend hours online looking up delicious vegan recipes.
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But then at the last minute, you’ll just go ahead and add some parmesan to your ~vegan~ pasta.
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You were SHOCKED when you found out that marshmallows weren't vegan.
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You tell yourself you'll buy vegan ice cream next time, but when you get to the store you realise it's three times the price.
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Then you see that the Mersey Valley cheese is on sale, and you can't stop thinking about how it crumbles and melts in your mouth.
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Sometimes when you go out for breakfast, you’ll order poached eggs on toast by accident.
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In fact, eating out in general is just so difficult when you're trying to be vegan.
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Especially when you have your meat-eating friends chowing down on a cheeseburger right next to you.
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After pay day, you stock up on veggies… but a week later when you’re feeling poor, you just end up buying meat.
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...Even though you have vegan meat stocked up in your freezer.
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Finding out how many restaurant dishes are cooked in butter is always confronting.
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When you've had a good three-day vegan run, you brag about it to your vegan friends.
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Though eventually you just give up, because...cheese.
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But the more Vegan Choices™ you make, the better, right?
