Buzz·Posted on Aug 27, 201622 "Cutthroat Kitchen" Tumblr Posts That'll Make You Pee Your Pants LaughingCongratulations. You sabotaged yourself.by SofianaCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Great observation, chef. 2. "I gotchu." — Alton, probably. 3. Congrats. 4. Gotta play it safe. 5. YOU HAD ONE JOB! 6. LITERALLY. JUST. ONE. JOB. 7. Legs are so overrated. 8. Chefs, wyd? 9. What kind of fresh hell is this? 10. Joke's on the other chefs. 11. Chill, Alton. View this post on 12. Gotta go back into my cave! View this post on 13. The only way to serve a salad, tbh. 14. Get a man who can do both. 15. It's called being original. 16. What even is going on? 17. Bandana guy screws up yet again. 18. All hail the chaotic evil that is Alton Brown. 19. DJ Brown in the house. 20. Who are you and what have you done with the real Alton Brown????? 21. I DO WHAT I WANT. 22. And nobody knows what they are doing. Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed account and create your own Community posts? Get started here!