Skip To Content
  • Viral badge
  • lol badge

22 "Cutthroat Kitchen" Tumblr Posts That'll Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing

Congratulations. You sabotaged yourself.

1. Great observation, chef.

2. "I gotchu." — Alton, probably.

3. Congrats.

4. Gotta play it safe.

5. YOU HAD ONE JOB!

6. LITERALLY. JUST. ONE. JOB.

7. Legs are so overrated.

8. Chefs, wyd?

9. What kind of fresh hell is this?

10. Joke's on the other chefs.

11. Chill, Alton.

12. Gotta go back into my cave!

13. The only way to serve a salad, tbh.

14. Get a man who can do both.

15. It's called being original.

16. What even is going on?

17. Bandana guy screws up yet again.

18. All hail the chaotic evil that is Alton Brown.

19. DJ Brown in the house.

20. Who are you and what have you done with the real Alton Brown?????

21. I DO WHAT I WANT.

22. And nobody knows what they are doing.

Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed account and create your own Community posts? Get started here!