10 Things Made Difficult With Coffee Jitters

LIKE HITTING CAPS LOCK ON ACCIDENT BECAUSE JITTERS.

1. Peeing at the Urinal.

Trying to pee at the urinal after a Venti Macchiato is like trying to wrangle a rabid anaconda.

2. Drinking with Your Mouth.

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Drinking with your mouth used to be simple stuff, but you have coffee jitters, so you drink with your shirt.

3. Typing.

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You decided to chug three cups of joe before 9 a.m.. Poor spellcheck. :(

4. Whatevering.

Whatever you're doing, you're Michael J. Fox-ing it. #WWMJFD

5. Presenting Ideas.

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You're so amped to give the presentation that your gesticulations turn into interpretive dance and crescendo into an epic face-plant.

6. Talking.

Short and simple statements be damned. You try to explain the report to your boss, but end up projectile word-vomiting all over his face.

7. Driving.

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You can't keep your hands at 10 and 2, so you find yourself in a world full of roads. And rage. And Road Rage.

8. Working Out.

A long morning meant multiple trips to Starbucks, but you still decided to hit the gym during lunch. Now, instead of toning chest and back, you're doing the jitterbug on the floor.

9. Pooping.

Um. Yup.

10. Falling Asleep.

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Your eyes are twitching, you have caffeine-induced tremors and now you're home and can't fall asleep. Thank you, coffee jitters. You are THE WORST.