The Sneezer Scale: A Richter Scale For Your Face

Just like the Richter scale measures earthquakes, the Sneezer scale measures face-quakes. Check out the 7 definitive sneeze-styles and what they say about you.

• 1. The Stifler

  TRANSLATION: A sympathetic perfectionist.

• 2. The Twee-Sneeze

  TRANSLATION: A dreamer prone to feeling insecure and restless.

• 3. The Sneezegasm

  TRANSLATION: Adventurous, inclined to take up fads.

• 4. The Squeaker Sneeze (Lady Version)

  TRANSLATION: Egocentric, yet more sensitive than the exterior suggests.

• 5. The Squeaker Sneeze (Dude Version)

  TRANLSATION: Vain, gossipy, wasteful with money.

• 6. The Tommy Gun

  TRANSLATION: Pragmatic, stubborn, single-minded, and quick-tempered.

• 7. The Snotsplosion

  TRANSLATION: Jack of all trades, master of none.