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    Would You Drink Your Own Urine and Defecate On a Pillow to Combate H1N1?

    If you're staying in an hotel room and a doctor calls to tell you the previous occupant had H1N1 so you should drink your own bodily waste so that you don't contract it, would you? Well, this veteran did and he's too embarrassed to press charges on the creeps who fooled him.