12 Things Every PAMUN Delegate Knows To Be True

If you've ever been part of an MUN conference or have participated in PAMUN, you know what's up and you have experienced at least one of the things listed below.

1. You call everyone by their country, not their actual name

Hey Jamaica! Can you pass me the gavel?

Sure thing Switzerland!

2. There's always that one delegate who tries to make a sub-committee

You know who you are!!

3. Admins are like slaves

"They are the lowest of the low" - Anonymous Admin

4. You always hit on each other through notes

For example, I'd like to motion you to the floor

5. People write notes that are waaaaaay too long

You do it because you disguise your dirty jokes as essays and we all know it. Don't even try to deny it

6. You feel superior if you've been to another MUN conference before

Even though you might not be

7. Each committee has their token sassy delegate

And if you don't know who it is, it's probably you

8. Delegates who go to school together, PAMUN together

You try not to be cliquey but you know you are...

9. You always hit on the chairs

It might not even be intentional!

10. Chairs always think that they're very important

Except for Human Rights committee, they're modest

11. Countries become puns

I motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece

12. No one knows what press does

Not even press