1.
wen u too high cuz u smoked w33d off campus n then ur teacher sees u trip over nuthing
2.
wen yo crush seez u fuck anotha boy in te urinal n you gotta suk hiz dik te win him bak
3.
wen ur teacher findz out dat ur anime club is aktually a tentakle porn club
4.
wen u eat ya boifwiendz ass n then hiz shit getz on yo shirt n u gotta go te claz anywayz
5.
wen u ballz deep in a gurl n then she chokes n dies :(
6.
wen yo mom set fir te yer gucci bandANa wen she fin out u got a btch preg
7.
wen u tryna stik it in a white bitch but den u find out she hav flat tittiez
8.
wen u @ yo grls hous n she aint hom so u fuk her momma
9.
wen u start contemplating lief so hard u bust a nut
10.
wen she so loose ju gotz te stik it in da bootay n she screamz no
11.
wen all da grlz around u r thots n u just want a reel downhome anal gurl
12.
wen u gettin hi wit ur teacher n den ur prinsipal walks in n hogs all da weed :(