4. The “Breaking News”
Move over CNN because when a celebrity couple have broken up or someone famous has died they are the first ones to let the world know. Statuses like RIP PAUL WALKER SO SAD OMG #DEVESTATED is why you constantly check the news online for yourself.
5. The “Hey I Just Met You, So I’m Gonna Add You”
You’ve just had a lovely time at a friend’s house and you arrive home to a friend request. Becky Thorpe? You check her photos and yes, that is the girl you just met less than 20 minutes ago. The world is definitely getting smaller.
7. The “Poor Me Syndrome”
This person constantly sounds like a My Chemical Romance album, reminding everyone why life sucks, that nothing good ever happens and that it’s everybody else’s fault. Sometimes you just have to take a step back and think, “what can I do to change this?” because maybe, just maybe your happiness lies in your own hands.
10. The “But First, Let Me Take A Selfie”
You know they have a boyfriend, a family, friends and a job, and yet all their pictures are primarily of them, alone. Photo after photo allows you to get acquainted with the inside of their bathroom. Hold on a minute is that dandruff shampoo? Sherlock would be proud!
13. The “Throwback Thursday”
One of my guy friends explained that #tbt is a way of showing everyone when you used to be skinny and happy. This reminds people that you can get back there and they shouldn’t give up hope. Maybe it’s just me but I think #tbt should be just on Thursdays. Makes sense right?
Listen to this as you unfriend (or unsubscribe)!
- Donald Trump has picked former WWE CEO Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration.
- This dad had the most adorable freak out to his family when he met his first alpaca 😂