Bring these with you to the game, and you'll sound like a regular football fan. Maybe this year you're trying to impress that special someone at your Super Bowl party. Maybe you enjoy the elaborate performance art of pretending to know what you're talking about. Either way, we've got you covered, with handy cut-out talking points tailored to whichever team you choose to pretend to root for.
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