Important Tips On Love, Career And False Eyelashes From Reality Stars' Novels

    I read skimmed novels by some of TV's most notorious reality TV stars, including Snooki, Bethenny Frankel, Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie, and the Kardashians. Below, some highlights from this "literature" to sate your curiosity — and save you from handling these books in any capacity yourselves.

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    BuzzFeed Staff

    On Hopes and Dreams

    On Fashion And Beauty

    On Sex and Dating

    On Fame

    On Clubbing

    On Vocabulary

    (Slore = slut + whore.)