Important Tips On Love, Career And False Eyelashes From Reality Stars’ Novels

I read skimmed novels by some of TV’s most notorious reality TV stars, including Snooki, Bethenny Frankel, Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie, and the Kardashians. Below, some highlights from this “literature” to sate your curiosity — and save you from handling these books in any capacity yourselves.

1. On Hopes and Dreams

5. On Fashion And Beauty

13. On Sex and Dating

25. On Clubbing

29. On Vocabulary

(Slore = slut + whore.)

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