This cheetah thinks life is a joke.
He Liked your status on Facebook. Then left a comment saying "+Like". Then Liked his own comment.
"Ridiculous? You... you said 'dick.'"
"Ha ha, why was consciousness given to me?"
"George... George W. Ku$h."
"I named my iPod the Titantic it's syncing now ROFL me am comedy genius."
"Guy Fieri is the Hoobastank of chefs."
"'Moist'. Oh god, the word 'moist'!"
"My granny sips Muscle Milk from a foil bladder shaped like a bicep."
"LMAO I want Netflix and ice cream."
"Wyoming! Ha ha ha, Wyoming!"
