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The Ultimate New Job Survival Guide

New kid on the block? Stay afloat with this helpful manual of unspoken office protocol and profesh technology tips from Skype.

So, you got a new job.

You only get one chance to make a great first impression.

Be assertive and ask questions.

Always double check whoever you're IMing.

Or trash talk ANYONE for that matter.

Catered lunch on Wednesdays? Don't be the first in line.

Keep your workspace neat.

Make sure you have an updated professional profile pic.

Speaking of desk mates, let's keep the music on the DL as not to disturb their *flow.*

Let's simmer down on the office flirting, you wild animal, you.

A.K.Y.S.O.

But MOST importantly, please eat your aromatic lunch outside of the office walls.

Yes, it's a lot! There, there. You're gonna do great!

And don't forget that Skype is a great way to keep in touch with co-workers. Hang in there. You won’t be the newbie forever!