The Eight Types Of Responses To The Missing Aircraft MH370

In times of disaster, your true colors shine through. You may think you're doing a beautiful and unique thing, but you're really just one of these [dogs].

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The Devout

"Oh (insert deity) please bring them home safe/please protect them."

2.

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The Preacher

"Let's all pray for them."

3.

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The Actual Relative

"[I'm actually not saying anything because I'm distraught and I'm waiting for concrete news]"

4.

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The Vocabulary-Challenged Anarchist

"Someone kidnapped the plane."

5.

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The Conspiracist

"There is a blacked out name on the released passenger docket! Maybe he is not the guy who missed the flight, but a terrorist from a rural tribe in China!"

6.

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The News Anchor

"[Posts every new article they find, maybe with a dose of #1 or #2]"

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The Sudden Intellectual

"Why was there no distress signal? What could have happened to the plane? Crash landings normally have some sort of signs."

(This person ordinarily has no interest in world news. )

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The Silent Follower, aka What Everyone Who Isn't #3 Should Be

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